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fencehopping:

Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team

cir0cv0dka:

apostcardtome:

disneywalnut:

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT

THIS IS TRUE COURAGE

Omg

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khaleesi-lifts:

Omggggg

Too many men look at me like I owe them something, like the word ‘beautiful’ should mean something to me just because that’s how they choose to describe me. Too many men think that the black heels I wear to the grocery store is my way of saying, “Look at my legs. Do you like the way my dress hugs my curves?” When the truth is I just got off work and need some fucking beer and bread. Don’t look at me like that, the only reason my lips are painted red is because I ran out of Chapstick and this was the only thing I could find in my car.

I once dated a man who said that for Valentine’s Day all he wanted was me in red lace. He said that I would taste like chocolate, that he wanted to show me just how good love can feel. He talked like his sex skills were the best gift he could give me. I wore black lace and showed him how it feels to be fucked harder than the night he lost his virginity to a stripper. He said I tasted like mystery and black coffee as he got down on his knees to find his boxers. He said he couldn’t find the taste of chocolate on my neck. That was the morning he realized that being a man had nothing to do with ‘how hard you can fuck’. If that was the case, I would be ten foot tall and bullet proof and one hell of a guy with nice boobs.

One time I fell into the arms of a drunk man in the backseat of his car, he claimed that he loved me afterwards. He called me a bitch when I said I just wanted to be his friend. I told him if me giving him my friendship made me a bitch then me giving him my heart would make me a cunt from hell. That was the day I stopped kissing boys who had to prove that they were men and started holding hands with men who didn’t realize they turned heads when they walked by.

Love rests in the heart and is spilled from your throat.
Lust rests in your pants and prefers to not ask for a name.
One day those men will realize that sincere, kind words
are the way to a woman’s heart, not a good fucking.
One day those men will realize that their Adam’s apple
is the forbidden fruit,
not their dick.


when he asks what drawer you keep your lingerie in//d.a.h (via whisperingbones)

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0drawingablank0:

Guillem Mari.

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

frolicingintheforest:

Connect yourself with the earth… lose the shoes. (;

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.

You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.

If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.

It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.

Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.

Changing your car’s oil is not optional.

Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.

You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.

 It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.

Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.

Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.

Good doctors listen more than they talk.

You can’t fix a burned roux.

Floss.

Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.

Measure twice, cut once.

Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.

If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.

You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.

There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.

Kindness is not weakness.

Baking soda is not baking powder.

Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.

Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.

Appropriate footwear is always key.

You can absolutely be too forgiving.

Real humor punches up, not down.

Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.

There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.

Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.

You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.

You can always come home again.

But it won’t be the same.

Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.

Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

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Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.

You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.

If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.

It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.

Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.

Changing your car’s oil is not optional.

Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.

You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.

 It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.

Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.

Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.

Good doctors listen more than they talk.

You can’t fix a burned roux.

Floss.

Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.

Measure twice, cut once.

Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.

If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.

You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.

There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.

Kindness is not weakness.

Baking soda is not baking powder.

Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.

Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.

Appropriate footwear is always key.

You can absolutely be too forgiving.

Real humor punches up, not down.

Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.

There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.

Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.

You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.

You can always come home again.

But it won’t be the same.

Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.

Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

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rawhumor:

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